As many of you know, looks are deceiving. This is especially true with me. While outwardly I look like an average Jane (no pun intended), deep down, I’m gangster. Yup, true story. When I was a kid, I dreamed of getting cornrows in my hair with hot pink big barrettes, I know all the lyrics of Gangsters Paradise, and I hail from the projects of East Tennessee.
With that said, I know my fair share of rap music. On my way home yesterday, a song came on 95.7 Jamz, and I actually listened to the lyrics….which made me burst out laughing. I have complied a few of my all time favorite rap lyrics that, when taken out of the song, are pretty interesting.
· “How can I maintain, with mad shit on my brain?” –Ruff Ryders’ Anthem by DMX. Because mad shit is always on the brain.
· “Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LaShaun, Ines Alicia, Teresa, Monica…ect” What These B** Want by DMX. The name list when on and on-there comes a point where bragging turns into an STD.
· “I'm a BET soldier and MTV gangsta, I will be on VH1 when I'm done bein famous” – Lil’ Wayne. Speaking the truth- his next appearance will be on Celebrity Rehab.
· "I keep it O.G. watching episodes of O.C." – Brand New by Living Legends. Even gangsters watch the OC.
· “I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed…” – Lil’ Wayne. Why would anyone call themselves this?
· “Address me as your highness, high as United, 30,000 feet up and you are not invited” – So Appalled by Kanye West. Noone can explain what comes out of Kanye's mouth.
· “Feels like a midget is hanging from my neckless” – Stand Up by Ludacris. Say what?
· “I’m so cheesy ho my swag got high cholesterol” – All of the Lights by Childish Gambino. Serious disease-no joking matter.
· “Green got cheese like a nacho, if you ain’t got no a$$ beotch, wear a poncho” Rack City by Tyga. This explains the recent tunic trend.
· “You should make your own toilet tissue, since you the shit” – Duces by Kanye West. A new way of making toilet tissue. Hope Kleenex doesn’t catch on…
Ok so that’s my top 10 weird/funny lyrics from a rap song. The list could go on to about 50, but I decided to spare y’all. I challenge all 5 of my blog followers to use one of the quotes today during conversation. Also, Happy Chick Fil A Appreciation Day! I think there should be an Examiner Appreciation Day, where all the bankers come together and bring us lunch…I’ll keep dreaming.
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